What's winning in bloating ads in Germany
65 ads from 9 shops have run 21 days or more in Germany. The median one has run 56 days, with an EU reach (Meta's total) of 34,688. Read on 12 November 2026.
The 9 ads with the biggest reach in Germany
One ad per shop, ranked by how much of Meta's breakdown falls in Germany. EU reach is Meta's total for the ad; the share is the part of Meta's country breakdown that is Germany.
| Shop | Format | Days live | EU reach (Meta's total) | Share of Meta's breakdown in DE | What it says | Ad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kijimea.de | Video | 204 | 1,565,401 | 100% | Reizdarm muss nicht schwerwiegend sein, um Aufmerksamkeit zu verdienen. Hier sind vier Anzeichen für Reizdarm, die du… | Ad Library |
| einhornstaub.com | Image | 244 | 767,862 | 79% | Ich hab mich so oft gefragt: Warum seh ich nach einem kleinen Snack aus wie ein Luftballon? | Ad Library |
| jarmino.de | Video | 163 | 246,472 | 88% | Mehr Leichtigkeit im Bauch.More ease in the stomach. (machine translation) | Ad Library |
| trymoods.shop | Video | 27 | 155,377 | 80% | 🌿 Gib nicht deinem Lebensstil die Schuld – bring zuerst das Lymphsystem in Ordnung.🌿 Don’t blame your lifestyle – fix the lymph system first. (machine translation) | Ad Library |
| cortisol.gesundheitswelt.co | Video | 54 | 107,498 | 93% | Kauf dir nicht Jellos Calm Cocktail — vor allem nicht, wenn du an deinem Blähbauch hängst 👆Don’t buy Jello’s Calm cocktail — especially if you’re hanging on your bloat 👆 (machine translation) | Ad Library |
| test.deutscher-apotheker.com | Dynamic (several creatives) | 37 | 81,143 | 75% | Testsieger bei Bauchfett ab 45Test winner for belly fat from 45 (machine translation) | Ad Library |
| vitalogen.de | Image | 93 | 74,496 | 100% | Wenn du dich nachts am Hintern kratzt und so tust, als wäre nichts gewesen — das sind Parasiten. Wenn du spürst, wie… | Ad Library |
| go.frauengesundheitsjournal.com | Image | 68 | 22,303 | 68% | TOP 5 Wechseljahres-PräparateTOP 5 menopause preparations (machine translation) | Ad Library |
| somni-ring.com | Image | 349 | 19,646 | 69% | 33 % RABATT HEUTE33 % discount today (machine translation) | Ad Library |
Which formats win
| Format | Ads | Share | Median days live | Median EU reach (Meta's total) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Video | 46 | 71% | 51 | 19,237 |
| Image | 14 | 22% | – | – |
| Dynamic (several creatives) | 5 | 8% | – | – |
Medians are shown only for formats with 30 ads or more.
Who they reach
By age
Shares of Meta's own breakdown in Germany, added up ad by ad. Shares only: Meta's breakdown is not a count of people.
How the top ads open
The first spoken line, word for word, of the top ads whose script Poseidon has transcribed (11 of 65).
Reizdarm muss nicht schwerwiegend sein, um Aufmerksamkeit zu verdienen. Hier sind vier Anzeichen für Reizdarm, die du vielleicht übersiehst. Und wenn dir auch…
kijimea.de, EU reach (Meta's total) 1,565,401, 100% of Meta's breakdown in DE, 204 days live. Ad Library
Ich hab mich so oft gefragt: Warum seh ich nach einem kleinen Snack aus wie ein Luftballon?
einhornstaub.com, EU reach (Meta's total) 767,862, 79% of Meta's breakdown in DE, 244 days live. Ad Library
Wenn du dich nachts am Hintern kratzt und so tust, als wäre nichts gewesen — das sind Parasiten. Wenn du spürst, wie sich etwas in dir bewegt, um 2 Uhr nachts,…
vitalogen.de, EU reach (Meta's total) 74,496, 100% of Meta's breakdown in DE, 93 days live. Ad Library
The brands' own A/B tests
Same text, different creatives, same shop: Meta's reach shows which version won.
kijimea.de ran 5 versions of the same text. Best version 1,565,401 vs weakest 37,320 in EU reach (Meta's total), same launch day. Best version, weakest version.
Blähbauch. Durchfall. Verstopfung. Krämpfe im Unterbauch. Klingt bekannt? 🤔 Dann ist dieses Video für dich. Die meisten
kijimea.de ran 3 versions of the same text. Best version 142,601 vs weakest 8,176 in EU reach (Meta's total), same launch day. Best version, weakest version.
Blähbauch, Bauchschmerzen, Durchfall oder Verstopfung – im Wechsel und scheinbar ohne Grund? 😣 Kijimea Reizdarm PRO wur
How this was measured
Every number is Meta's own, from the public Meta Ad Library, read by Poseidon on 12 November 2026. EU reach is Meta's total for each ad; country, age and gender are shown only as shares of Meta's breakdown, never as numbers of people. An ad counts when it is still running after 21 days, its shop is an online store, its text, title or landing page names bloating, and Germany is the biggest part of Meta's country breakdown. Shops whose ads only mention the word in passing were removed by hand. Weights per format and hook are not shown yet.